Superliga Overall Team Records

These are the overall records for each team that's competed in the Superliga tournament. All ties in the knockout stages have been counted as wins and losses for the teams involved based on the results of the penalty kick shootout.

Team             W   L   T   GF   GA   DF  PTS   PPG  
America          1   2   0    3    4   -1    3   1.00
Atlante          2   2   0    5    7   -2    6   1.50
Chicago          4   4   0    8   10   -2   12   1.50
Chivas USA       2   4   3    8   10   -2    9   1.00
Dallas           0   1   2    7    8   -1    2   0.67
DC United        1   5   1    6   12   -6    4   0.57
Guadalajara      3   2   1    6    6    0   10   1.67
Houston          7   4   2   20   10   10   23   1.77
Kansas City      0   1   2    2    4   -2    2   0.67
Los Angeles      3   2   0   12    9    3    9   1.80
Morelia          3   2   3   14   10    4   12   1.50
New England     10   2   2   18   11    7   32   2.29
Pachuca          4   6   2   11   17   -6   14   1.17
Puebla           2   2   0    6    4    2    6   1.50
Pumas UNAM       0   2   1    2    4   -2    1   0.33
San Luis         1   1   1    4    3    1    4   1.33
Santos           1   4   2    8   11   -3    5   0.71
Tigres           4   1   0    9    8    1   12   2.40

Superliga Team Appearance Records

Appearances

Rk Team          App
1  Chivas USA     3
   Houston        3
   New England    3
   Pachuca        3
5  Chicago        2
   DC United      2
   Guadalajara    2
   Morelia        2
   Santos         2

Title Game Appearances

Rk Team          App
1  New England    2
2  Houston        1
   Pachuca        1
   Chicago        1
   Morelia        1
   Los Angeles    1
   Tigres         1

Championships

Rk Team          App
1  New England    1
   Pachuca        1
   Morelia        1
   Tigres         1

ReAL Epic Failure

Three stinking minutes. All Real Salt Lake had to do was hold out for another three minutes last night and they would have become the first American team to beat a Mexican team in Mexico during an official competition. Instead they managed to give up three goals from the 87th minute onward and go on to lose 5-4 to Cruz Azul. They even managed to score a goal of their own in there to level at 4-4 and managed to screw that up as well.

Un-frickin-believable.

FIFA Gives Marquez the Smackdown

If you watched the recent US-Mexico qualifier, you saw Mexico's Rafa Marquez do his best Chuck Norris impression in spiking US keeper Tim Howard. Marquez drew a straight red card, ensuring he would miss the next World Cup qualifier. Yesterday FIFA decided this blatent attempt to injure Howard was actually worthy of a two-match ban.

If Marquez acting like a big baby and playing hatchet man when losing against the US sounds vaguely familiar, it is. In the 2002 World Cup, Marquez was handed a four-match suspension for a flying headbutt on Cobi Jones in the waning minutes of a 2-0 defeat.

The fun part about this is that one of Mexico's assistant coaches also received a two-match ban for slapping Frankie Hejduk in the tunnel after the game.

For your viewing pleasure, I bring you a reply of Marquez's Mortal Kombat moment against Howard.

Houston, We Don't Have a Problem

With their thrilling 4-4 tie against Pumas earlier this week, the Houston Dynamo became the first American team to play an official game in Mexico and not lose... ever.

Congrats! Too bad the rest of the league has been a horrifying cesspool of suck in the CONCACAF Champions League.